STILL ILL: just my untold stories

kweyboarsd rusak (keyboard maksudnya)

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 13:22:45 +0700

inilah tulisan hasil kweyboarsd saya minggu ini, *tulisan sdi wedsit swetwelah sdikwetik

nulis E jadinya:we

nulis D jadinya:sd

nulis C jadinya:xc

jadi kalo nulis kamu mau kemana jadinya: “kamu mau kewmana”. Gaul bangewt kan?

Lalu saya juga punya kwebiasaan nulis “eeeeaaa” kwetika nyapa orang,

jadinya: “weewweweweweweweaaaaaaa”

xcukup mewrwepotkan mwemang apabila saya mwenulis twext yang panjang. twentunya pasti kweluar kata-kata yang sangat gaul swekali.

xcoba kalau saya nulis “besok saya ke kampus jam segituan da, yeeeee”

jadinya: “bwesok saya kwe kampus jam swegituan sda, ywewewewewe”

-_-!

fuck you Ku Klux Klan! *sok2an nerjemahin (nemu foto johnny cash...

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 13:08:11 +0700

fuck you Ku Klux Klan! *sok2an nerjemahin

(nemu foto johnny cash ini pas lagi browse tentang klu klux klan)

Takut Polisi

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 01:17:18 +0700

Kenapa ya tiap liat polisi selalu deg-degan? padahal ngeceng aja nggak. Aneh juga sih polisi yang harusnya bikin warga aman, tapi kalo ketemu papasan malah jadi takut.

Contohnya saya. Kemarin ada razia, saya nyetir pelan-pelan, taunya ada yang teriak (nggak teriak juga sih, pokoknya ngomongnya keras), “heh mas, mas yang itu”, padahal niatnya ga ke saya tapi tetep aja malah bikin saya deg-degan. Akhirnya saya ga salah apa-apa malah kena stop polisi dicurigain aneh-aneh, padahal reaksi saya spontan karena dipanggil polisi tuh rasanya udah aneh, nakutin padahal baru “wuoi” doang udah kaya kesetrum rasanya, langsung kelu lidah abis kena suplex.

Apa peran COPS sendiri yang dirasain sama warga udah bergeser dari instrumen penegak hukum yang melindungi masyarakat jadi ga melindungi masyarakat? ya nggak gitu juga sih. Padahal kalo disebut gitu juga terlalu ekstrim. Terus kenapa dong? Atau apa masyarakat sekarang yang udah banyak ga percaya lagi sama polisi? tapi gatau mau lapor siapa? *tanya galileo mungkin. Atau mungkin mereka mukanya kumisan tebel semua jadi pada segan? bapak saya juga kumisan, tapi ga pada segan juga sih ampe pada banyak yang ngasih sigaret (he..he..he), ya wallahualam bishawab *ga ngejawab

Ini sebenernya tulisan ngablu sih, kelamaan ga ngisi tumblr, cuma ini tulisan lahir karena kemarin saya baru kabur dari razia, padahal saya sim punya, stnk ada. Cuma hal tersebut saya lakuin semata-mata buat pengen tau rasanya di kejar sama 3 polisi gimana (anjis) hahahaha.

Sok, ada yang mau macem-macem sama sayah??

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:20:23 +0700

Sok, ada yang mau macem-macem sama sayah??

Dendy pengen beli motor 12 inch

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 02:28:11 +0700

dendy.goodboy (1/19/2010 9:59:01 AM): eh jadi jon ganti motor, tapi juni
dendy.goodboy (1/19/2010 9:59:07 AM): dan belum tentu vespa. hahahaha
Mochamad Ilham (1/19/2010 9:59:10 AM): yah akhir semester tea
Mochamad Ilham (1/19/2010 9:59:15 AM): harley?
Mochamad Ilham (1/19/2010 9:59:17 AM): agagagaga
dendy.goodboy (1/19/2010 9:59:20 AM): taee
dendy.goodboy (1/19/2010 9:59:31 AM): aing pengen pelek mio tapi 12”
dendy.goodboy (1/19/2010 9:59:47 AM): urang teh masih bimbang mau ganti apa modif
Mochamad Ilham (1/19/2010 9:59:49 AM): kagok maneh meuli TV 12 inch mah
Mochamad Ilham (1/19/2010 9:59:50 AM): hahahahahha
dendy.goodboy (1/19/2010 9:59:56 AM): hahaha soblog

She wakes me up with the sun in her eyes. Every morning, a warm...

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 02:10:52 +0700

She wakes me up with the sun in her eyes.
Every morning, a warm surprise.
She makes laugh, she makes me sing.
She gets me dancing, she has me swinging.

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Mon, 25 Jan 2010 02:05:22 +0700

My Way

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:06:30 +0700

And now, the end is near,
And so I face the final curtain.
My friends, I’ll say it clear;
I’ll state my case of which I’m certain.

I’ve lived a life that’s full -
I’ve travelled each and every highway.
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets? I’ve had a few,
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course -
Each careful step along the byway,
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew,
When I bit off more than I could chew,
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way.

I’ve loved, I’ve laughed and cried,
I’ve had my fill - my share of losing.
But now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that,
And may I say, not in a shy way -
Oh no. Oh no, not me.
I did it my way.

For what is a man? What has he got?
If not himself - Then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way.

Yes, it was my way.

MY WAY

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:04:23 +0700

MY WAY

"Bule kok matanya siwer pisang segede gini ga keliatan. Lagian gua heran anaknya kok angus amat??..."

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:49:51 +0700

““Bule kok matanya siwer pisang segede gini ga keliatan. Lagian gua heran anaknya kok angus amat?? Bapaknya LOKOMOTIF kali ya….””

- Kasino (sambil liat negro)

GO FUCK YOURSELF

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:22:35 +0700

GO FUCK YOURSELF

Kebayang kalau saya kaya gini, tentulah saya bisa jadi idola...

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:02:34 +0700

Kebayang kalau saya kaya gini, tentulah saya bisa jadi idola tanpa harus seganteng Dude Herlino euy

"Ignorance is the parent of fear …"

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:53:15 +0700

“Ignorance is the parent of fear …”

- Herman Melville

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Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:47:36 +0700

NGACA OI, WAIT FOR OUR COUNTER ATTACK

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:45:20 +0700

NGACA OI, WAIT FOR OUR COUNTER ATTACK

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Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:18:34 +0700

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Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:14:23 +0700

"There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy."

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:24:05 +0700

““There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.””

- Dante

"My mom is @ hospital right now, hope she’s alright"

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:28:00 +0700

“My mom is @ hospital right now, hope she’s alright”

Hey, what's wrong? Why didn't you call me? :(

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:18:42 +0700

lolaisaweirdo:

heyilham:

lolaisaweirdo:

heyilham:

lolaisaweirdo:

call me, now!

eaaa eaaaa

GALAU, LAAAHH!!! hahahahahaahahah..

anjir, bener2 jadi kebutuhan lahhhh…..hahahahah

new year’s addiction, booooook! edan!

hahahaha akut